View source for Towelie You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title=Towelie |Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/towelie.png |Gender=Male |Age=17 (towel years) |Aliases= Smart Towel RG-400, Stephen McTowelie, Towelyey |VoicedBy = Vernon Chatman |FirstAppearance=[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] |LastAppearance=[[Crippled Summer]] }} ==About== Towelie is a Smart Towel RG-400 first manufactured by [[Tynacorp]] to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them ''too'' dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off however, and soon found himself in [[South Park]], where he eventually began trailing the boys and getting them embroiled in a TynaCorp plot involving [[Gary]], Towelie's successor, allowing Towelie to gain compassion before escaping. Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a waiter and a writer but his memoirs fell victim to a scandal on the [[Oprah Winfrey]] show. He moved back to South Park and after an appearance on the TV series ''Intervention'' in "[[Crippled Summer]]", Towelie kicked his drug habit, and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and their son Washcloth again. He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day. ==Alter Egos== {{Character list | Name = Steven McTowelie | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-steven-mctowelie.png }} {{Character list | Name = Towelie | Display = Great Mage of Mantros | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/superheroes-towelie-great-mage-of-mantros.png }} <char name="Towelie State Tester" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-towelie-state-tester.png"/> ==Girlfriend== {{Character list | Name = Rebecca | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg }} ==Son== {{Character list | Name = Washcloth | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/other-washcloth.png }} == Quotes == *"Don't forget to bring a towel!" ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"You wanna get high?"([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"I have no idea what is going on." *"You're a towel!" *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]) ==Life Lessons== *”I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself.” ==Featured Episodes== *[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] (s05e08; debut) *[[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]] (s05e09) *[[Professor Chaos (episode)|Professor Chaos]] (s06e06) *[[I'm a Little Bit Country]] (s07e01; cameo) *[[Red Man's Greed]] (s7e07; cameo) *[[A Million Little Fibers]] (s10e05) *[[Medicinal Fried Chicken]] (s14e03; previews only) *[[Crippled Summer]] (s14e07) == Fun Facts == *Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]]=== One of the game's levels takes place in [[Tynacorp]] and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately too high to be an effective guide. Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Template:Character list (view source) Return to Towelie.