View source for Towelie You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title=Towelie |Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/towelie.png |Gender=Male |Age=17 (towel years) |Aliases= Smart Towel RG-400, Stephen McTowelie, Towelyey |VoicedBy = Vernon Chatman |FirstAppearance=[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] |LastAppearance=[[Tegridy Farms]] }} ==About== Towelie was originally manufactured by [[Tynacorp]], a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them ''too'' dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of [[South Park]], where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice and later getting them embroiled in a TynaCorp plot involving [[Gary]], Towelie's successor; his relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last. Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a waiter and a writer but his memoirs fell victim to a highly publicized scandal on the [[Oprah Winfrey]] Show. He moved back to South Park, met a woman named Rebecca, had a [[Washcloth|son]] and took a job at [[Lake Tardicaca]] to support his family, but underwent another drug binge. It took [[Crippled Summer|an appearance]] on the TV series ''Intervention'' to help him finally kick his drug habit, and move back in with his family. After a stint working at [[Medicinal Fried Chicken]], he's found a higher calling as a Colorado State Agricultural Inspector and tester, where he uses his unique set of skills to makes sure the marijuana produced by [[Tegridy Farms]] and other ranches is pure and safe. He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day. ===DNA Overview=== You're driven and passionate. Some might even call you an activist. However, people with Towelie DNA aren't necessarily passionate about anything useful, and in fact, might hurt others in their single-minded quest to get what they want. "You wanna get high?" ==Personality and Traits== ==Notable Skills== ===Absorbance=== Cut from an entirely different cloth than other towels, Towelie is especially absorbent and able to clean up just about any spill you can imagine. ==Memorable Quotes== *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"Thats it! That's the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]) *"Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?" ([[Crippled Summer]]) ===Catchphrases=== *"Don't forget to bring a towel!" *"You wanna get high?" *"I have no idea what is going on." *"You're a towel!" ==Life Lessons== *”I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself.” ==Design and Outfits== Towelie is a blue towel with white stripes. ===Alter Egos=== {{Character list | Name = Steven McTowelie | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-steven-mctowelie.png }} {{Character list | Name = Towelie | Display = Great Mage of Mantros | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/superheroes-towelie-great-mage-of-mantros.png }} <char name="Towelie State Tester" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-towelie-state-tester.png"/> <char name="Towelie Tegridy Farms Delivery Boy" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-ego-towelie-tegridy-farms-delivery-boy.png"/> <char name="Tegridy Farm Scientist Towelie" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/adults/big-business-tegridy-farms-scientist-towelie.png"/> <char name="Towelie Tegridy Burger" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-tegridy-burger-towelie.png"/> <char name="Towelie St. Patrick's Day" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/alter-egos/alter-egos-st-patricks-day-towelie-cc.png"/> ==Close Friends== Towelie is good friends with the fourth graders. <char name="Butters Stotch" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/butters-stotch.png"/> <char name="Stan Marsh" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/stan-marsh.png"/> <char name="Kyle Broflovski" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kyle-broflovski.png"/> <char name="Eric Cartman" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/eric-cartman.png"/> <char name="Kenny McCormick" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/kenny-mccormick.png"/> <char name="Clyde Donovan" image="http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/clyde-donovan.png"/> ==Family== Towelie has a small but growing family. {{Character list | Name = Rebecca | Display = Rebecca (girlfriend) | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg }} {{Character list | Name = Washcloth | Display = Washcloth (son) | Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/other-washcloth.png }} ==Appearances and Sightings== ===Featured Episodes=== *[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] (s05e08; debut) *[[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]] (s05e09) *[[Professor Chaos (episode)|Professor Chaos]] (s06e06) *[[I'm a Little Bit Country]] (s07e01; cameo) *[[Red Man's Greed]] (s7e07; cameo) *[[A Million Little Fibers]] (s10e05) *[[Medicinal Fried Chicken]] (s14e03; previews only) *[[Crippled Summer]] (s14e07) *[[Tegridy Farms]] (s22e04) ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]]=== One of the game's levels takes place in [[Tynacorp]] and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately too high to be an effective guide. ===[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]=== Towelie isn't really a part of the game, but he does show up on loading screens sometimes to remind you to bring a towel. ===[[South Park: The Fractured but Whole]]=== ==Behind the Scenes== Towelie is voiced by Vernon Chatman, a writer for the show and a close friend of Trey and Matt. He's also known for creating ''Wonder Showzen'' for Comedy Central and ''Xavier: Renegade Angel'' for [adult swim]. ==Bonus Factoids== ==Myths & Legends== ===Merchandising=== Yes, Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Template:Character list (view source) Return to Towelie.