Editing Alec Baldwin (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== When the Baldwins were bombed by the [[Canadians]], the American-Canadian War began and subsequently claimed millions of lives, but the wish of [[Kenny McCormick|a lone third grader]] restored the world as it was before, giving Alec Baldwin, among others, a reprieve. The actor has remained active since, briefly hosting the show ''Free Pass With Alec Baldwin'', cutting off his 'homophobic' thumbs, and being the very first member of Shitter, followed by [[Eric Cartman]], a social network that beams your thoughts without typing. He generally used Shitter to talk about women he's had sex with and how much he enjoys "pussy sandwhich". Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)