Editing Bill Gates (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== The Chairman of Microsoft and a ruthless businessman, Gates' life nearly ended when [[General Plymkin]] shot him due to Windows 98's failure to live up to military expectations. He survived, however, making an appearance with [[Steve Jobs]] to consider investing in [[Herbert Garrison]]s IT device. When the Console Wars came to hit South Park on Black Friday, he offered to help [[Eric Cartman]] and the Xbox One supporters, competing fiercely with the Sony President, until a final beatdown inside Red Robin helped Gates emerge victorious - but the gruesome battle proved upsetting, inspiring the kids to find other ways to play - without video games. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)