Editing Canadian President (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Description== One of many candidates for one of Canada's many high offices, the Canadian people laughed off this man's candidacy because it was funny... but didn't get serious about electing someone else until he was sworn into office. The Canadian President's brief reign of terror drove many to suicide and others illegally immigrated to the United States to escape his political oppression, and he soon built a wall to keep the Americans and other Canadians out, and hide all the cool shit Canada has accumulated. He was later forcibly "fucked to death" by [[Herbert Garrison]], who declared himself a presidential candidate in the United States. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)