Editing Cancelled (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Cartman and the boys experience serious deja vu -- it seems like they're reliving the same events that took place in "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]." This familiar feeling is confirmed when the satellite dish in Cartman's ass reappears and goes on the fritz. The boys are soon abducted by [[visitors]] and taken into space. Here, they are informed by a friendly alien (named Najix) that "Earth" is actually the set of the most-watched, longest-running reality TV show in the universe. Eons ago, intergalactic network heads put 17 different species -- including Asians, Bears, Ducks, Jews, Deer, and Hispanics -- together on the same planet and then televised the resulting chaos. And the satellite dish in Cartman's ass is one of thousands around the world that help broadcast the show. When the boys' meddling causes earthlings to become aware that they're being watched, the network heads decide to "cancel" the show and destroy Earth. In desperation, the boys contact the [[Joozians]], an alien race that controls all media in the universe. They do lunch with two Joozian executives and then follow them to a strip club. The creatures get high on some sort of purple space powder (called "blancgh") and then retire to a hotel room to suck each other's jaggons -- all while the boys watch (and take a picture). Afterward, a deal is struck. If the boys keep quiet about the jaggon-sucking incident, the [[Joozians]] won't destroy Earth. The kids' memories are erased and they're returned to South Park, none the worse for wear. Except for some reason, Kenny now possesses a photograph of what appears to be two aliens having sex. ===What I Learned Today=== "I'm sure you'll see that if you give our world time, it will become even more outrageous and violent." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my ass right now, I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts." [[Cartman]] * "Nobody is putting their finger in my ass again! Unless it's Kyle." [[Cartman]] * "Oh yeah, suck my jaggon!" [[Joozians]] * "What the funk and wagnalls are you talking about?" [[Cartman]] * "You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALRIGHT!" [[Cartman]] * "Where'd you learn to drive, aliens?! Chinese Auto School?!" [[Chef]] * "We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy: the best universal television isn't scripted! It's REAL!" [[Najix]] * "I'm sorry Earthlings, but you have to realize that the Universe is a business." [[Joozians]] * "Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now. But I have a feeling it's really, really wrong." [[Stan]] * "How about a taco -- that craps ice cream? " [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)