Editing Cat Orgy (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== While all the adults gather at Mr. Mackey's house to watch the meteor shower, Shelly Marsh babysits for Cartman and invites her much-older boyfriend over. Cartman's cat is in heat. ===Description=== Cartman's mom attends a meteor shower viewing party at Mr. Mackey's house, leaving her son in the care of Stan's sister Shelly. She verbally and physically abuses Cartman, then invites over her 22-year-old boyfriend, Skyler. Enraged, Cartman takes a photo of Shelley and Skyler making out. He tries to send the photo to his mom by tying it to his cat Mr. Kitty and tossing her out a window. However, Mr. Kitty immediately returns to the front door of the house, where Shelly intercepts the photo. But his cat has problems of her own. In heat and looking for a mate, she escapes the house and wanders around South Park. She finally locates a group of interested males, who all attempt to "service" her at the same time. Back at the house, Shelly allows Cartman out of his room to watch the meteor shower. But Skyler gets angry when Shelly (who is, after all, 12) won't put out and breaks up with her. Distraught, she turns to Cartman for help. The two go to Skyler's house, where Cartman lures him outdoors while Shelly destroys his cherished guitar. When the two return home they discover Mr. Kitty and her "friends" in the midst of a cat orgy. Skyler shows up seeking revenge but Cartman dusts him with catnip, causing the hoard of felines to attack him. Cartman's mom returns before the orgy-related mess is cleaned up, but is too drunk to notice. ===What I Learned Today=== "It's kind of cool that two people who hated each other can be friends." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "You're a stinking, dried-up, stupid turd. Got it?" ([[Shelly Marsh]]) * "As far as turds go, you're okay." ([[Shelly Marsh]]) * "Wild Wild West! Yo! A wiki wiki scratch! A wiki wiki scratch!!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "And if he gets cranky just play Tummy Rub-Rubs with him. And make sure he wipes good after he makes bears." ([[Liane Cartman]]) * "Dude, that's not cool." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "I cherish you. Almost as much as I cherish my guitar." ([[Skyler Morse]]) * "Luckily for us my mom is a total lush." ([[Eric Cartman]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)