Editing Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet town, badly affecting Mr. Hankey. Chef makes some money by selling his chocolate salty balls. ===Description=== Robert Redford decides to move the Sundance Film Festival from Park City, Utah, to South Park. The town which is immediately overwhelmed by tourists and celebrities. Mr. Garrison tells his class to see and write a report about one independent film, while Chef makes money by selling a special confection called Chocolate Salty Balls. That evening Kyle thinks he hears Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, calling from inside the toilet. Stan, Cartman and Kenny join him on a trip into the sewers, where they find a very ill Mr. Hankey. It seems that the influx of out-of-towners with strange, healthful diets has dangerously disrupted the sewer's "ecosystem." The boys try to tell the town's guests about the problem, but everyone thinks they're trying to pitch a script. An agent even convinces Cartman to sell the rights to Kyle's story. Within hours a Mr. Hankey movie appears, with Tom Hanks as Kyle and a monkey as Mr. Hankey. Meanwhile, the real Mr. Hankey has turned ghostly white and lingers near death. But the timely consumption of one of Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls revives him. After giving Robert Redford one last chance to take his festival elsewhere, Mr. Hankey causes sewage to inundate the town, killing Redford and his wife and sending the festival's attendees fleeing for their lives. South Park's residents are happy to have their town to themselves, even though it's now covered in human feces. ===What I Learned Today=== "Sometimes I forget that even though a few independent films are great, most of them suck ass." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "You show me one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Does poo go to heaven?" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) * "You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef." ([[Stan Marsh]]) * "Don't forget to change your sheets once a week." ([[Mr. Hankey]]) * "I'll always love you, Mr. Hankey." ([[Tom Hanks]]) * "If you work in the entertainment business and you make money, you're a sellout." ([[Stan Marsh]]) * "One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture." ([[Mr. Hankey]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)