Editing Chef Goes Nanners (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== [[Chef]] is pissed about South Park's flag - which prominently features several white stick figures "lynching" a black-looking stick figure - and starts a movement to have it changed. South Park Elementary stages a debate on the issue, with Stan and Kyle on the "keep the flag" team and Wendy and Cartman on the "change the flag" side. Chef is crushed that the boys would take up for the existing flag. As controversy mounts, the debate is turned into a public referendum on how to handle the issue. While conducting research for her team, Wendy finds herself strangely attracted to [[Cartman]] (who joined her just to make her mad). She shares this with a horrified [[Bebe]], who tells her she must do the unthinkable -- kiss Cartman to break the sexual tension. This she does, in front of the entire town, during the flag debate. When the pro-flag team gives its presentation, Chef suddenly realizes that Stan, Kyle, and their friends don't grasp the fact that the people on the flag are different colors, they see them as all the same. Shortly after, a new South Park flag is unveiled. It's still several stick figures hanging another stick figure, but now their makeup is multiracial and they're all holding hands. Wendy tells Cartman she's relieved that the sexual tension between them is resolved, and that she now feels nothing for him. Cartman at first laughs it off, then walks away dejectedly. ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I'm sorry, Chef. Mr. Hat is a racist bastard." [[Mr. Garrison]] * "All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff." [[Kyle]] * "Hot shower! Hot shower! Hot shower!" [[Ku Klux Klan]] * "This whole cracker-ass town can kiss my ass!" [[Chef]] * "Woaaa, calm down, ho." [[Cartman]] * "I never thought I'd have anything in common with you, Cartman." [[Wendy Testaburger]] * "Last week we decided that we hate blacks and Jews. A LOT." [[Ku Klux Klan]] * "I'm attracted to Cartman." [[Wendy Testaburger]] * "Mr. Garrison! YOU'RE a KLAN member?!"- [[Sheila Broflovsky]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)