Editing Chickenpox (section)

==Story==
The parents only have their children's best interests at heart when they arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to be exposed to Kenny's chickenpox virus.

===Description===
A chickenpox epidemic sweeps through South Park, infecting Kenny and Stan's sister, Shelly. The mothers, to get it out of the way, arrange for Stan, Kyle and Cartman to stay overnight at Kenny's house so they can be exposed to the virus. There, the boys are repulsed by Kenny's incredibly poor living conditions. Cartman and Stan both get sick. Stan gets so bad that he's hospitalized with Shelley. Kyle, so far uninfected, discovers his mom's plan to "expose" them.

Kyle's mom has her hands full because she is simultaneously trying to patch up a former friendship between her husband Gerald and Kenny's dad Stuart. The two men go away together on a fishing trip set up by Sheila, but a fistfight soon erupts. It is revealed Stuart is jealous of Gerald's inherited wealth and success. 

Before the fishing trip, Gerald makes a speech to Kyle why some families are rich while others like Kenny's remain so poor. He explains how, in a capitalist society, there has to be a hierarchy of "gods and clods." Kyle writes a school paper called "My Final Solution" in which he outlines a plan to eliminate all the clods. Not surprisingly, his father sees the error of his views.

The boys are outraged when they discover their moms planned to get them all sick.  Unaware that he is deathly ill, Stan escapes the hospital, rallies the boys and convinces them to take revenge on the adults. They hire a herpes-infected prostitute named Frida to visit their families' homes and lick and touch things. The parents find the kids and return them to the hospital. Suddenly Kyle becomes ill and passes out.

All four boys wind up in hospital beds and all the parents get herpes. Everyone has a hearty laugh about it. Then Kenny flatlines. Then everyone laughs some more.

===What I Learned Today===
"I've realized I shouldn't be so cold towards people that are less fortunate than me."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "I can't believe you boys gave us herpes, you little rascals!" ([[Gerald Broflovski]])
* "Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us." ([[Stuart McCormick]]) 
* "Dude, seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start huckin' rocks at you."  ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "We humans work as a society.  And in order for a society to thrive, we need Gods and Clods." ([[Gerald Broflovski]]) 
* "When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless."  ([[Stuart McCormick]]) 
* "I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!" ([[Eric Cartman]] about his mom)