Editing Church of Scientology (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Seventy-five million years ago, the Dark Lord [[Xenu]] ruled the Galactic Federation of Planets and fearing overpopulation, froze aliens from countless planets and released the frozen remains into Hawaiian volcanoes on Earth, killing them instantly. Their released souls were brain-washed by Xenu in his facilities on Earth and forced to watch brain-washing material, believing a false reality and then roamed Earth in confusion, grabbing on to the souls of men, causing all of mankind's problems. (This is what Scientologists actually believe.) In reality, Scientology is a global scam perpetuated to get millions of dollars out of gullible people and celebrities that even the higher-ups don't think has a point to it - [[Stan Marsh]] was recruited by one of the Church's leaders to act as a reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard but tried to reveal the scam - so they threatened to sue him. They've stayed away from South Park since, besides a group of recruiters who still offer free 'personality tests' to the townspeople. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)