Editing Cow Days (section)

==Story==
South Park's 14th Annual Cow Days rodeo and carnival is here, and the boys are determined to win Terrance and Phillip dolls. Meanwhile, the town's cows begin to worship a statue.

===Description===
Two game show participants named Tom and Mary win a trip to South Park for its notoriously lame Cow Days festival. The celebration includes a third-rate carnival where [[Stan]], [[Kyle]], [[Cartman]] and [[Kenny ]]discover a ball-throwing game that offers [[Terrance and Philli]]p dolls as a prize. The object is to toss balls through an opening that represents at [[Jennifer Love Hewitt]]'s mouth. But the balls What they don't know is that the balls are too big to fit in the appropriate space, and they will never win. Undaunted, the boys enter Cartman in a bull-riding contest, figuring the top prize of $5,000 will buy them enough chances at the game to win.

Meanwhile, the town's cows steal a giant cow-shaped clock and carry it off to worship as a god. The game show winners Tom and Mary are accused of carrying off both the clock and the cows, and are tossed in jail. The fugitive cows are found and confronted, but rather than surrender the statue and return to their former lives, they commit mass suicide by walking off a cliff.

Cartman is thrown from a bull during practice, hits his head and assumes the personality of a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. He nevertheless wins the bull riding contest. Then he spends the night with [[Leonardo DiCaprio]]. Then (and only then) his memory returns.

The carny in charge of the Jennifer Love Hewitt game gives the boys the dolls in exchange for their $5,000. But they turn out to be cheap knockoffs. The townspeople get wind of the swindle, decide the entire carnival sucks and attack the carnies.

Amidst all the distractions, Tom and Mary quietly starve to death in their cell. The mayor tells [[Officer Barbrady]] to say that the couple never arrived in town in the first place.

===What I Learned Today===
"Perhaps one day cows will learn that cults are never a good thing."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Sucky sucky? Five dorra!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Me so horny!  Me love you long time!  ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "I'm starting to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute onto a bull." ([[Stan Marsh]]) 
* "Young man, you can't just go around declaring shenanigans on innocent people. That's how wars get started." ([[Officer Barbrady]]) 
* "Screw you guys I hate you guys."  ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Oh my god!  They killed Cartman!"  [[Kenny McCormicK]]) 
* "Shenanigans!!" ([[Kyle Broflovski]]) 
* "Everybody grab a broom!  It's shenanigans!" ([[Officer Barbrady]])