Editing Cows Football Players (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== These are South Park's football players, lead by their start quarterback [[Stan Marsh]], and they have on dream: beat the spread. With the help of their coach [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy]], they might just have a shot. They all had nice helmets from the school, except [[Phillip "Pip" Pirrup]] because it would've been unfair to the other children, but now each student has a helmet... but there's no kickoffs. [[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]] are big fans of the team, and try to help them win as they can. Their games are commentated upon by [[Frank Hammond and Phil]], the former of whom has a bad habit of making off-color comments. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)