Editing Death (episode) (section)

==Story==
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Grandpa's sole birthday wish is for Stan Marsh to take part in his assisted suicide. Mrs. Broflovski has organized a protest against the boys' favorite TV show <i>Terrance and Phillip</i>.

===Description===
Stan's grandfather celebrates his 102nd birthday. When asked what he wants, he says he wishes someone would kill him. He tries to talk Stan into helping, first offering him a dollar and then telling him that "I killed my grandpa when I was your age!"

Kyle's mom catches him watching <i>Terrance and Phillip</i> and is horrified by the fart jokes. She starts a campaign against the show. The boys watch an episode in secret, and become so engrossed that they don't notice when Grandpa uses a rope that Stan's holding to try to hang himself.

The case becomes a national scandal with Terrance and Phillip getting the blame. Soon the entire adult population of South Park protests at Cartoon Central headquarters, demanding an end to the show. Kyle's mom uses a giant catapult to fire people at the network's building, splattering their bodies across the facade.

Back in South Park, the boys finally agree to help Grandpa kill himself. But just as they're about to drop a cow on his head, Death suddenly appears. "It's about time you late ass lazy son of a whore!" Grandpa shouts.

But Death pursues the boys instead. They dash through a TV store, where <i>Terrance and Phillip</i> plays on every set. Death watches and laughs. The boys stop running and join in. At the same moment, Cartoon Central finally agrees to dump <i>Terrance and Phillip</i>. Back in South Park the show suddenly vanishes from the TVs. Death goes berserk and touches Kenny, who dies instantly. Grandpa is furious. But then the ghost of his own grandfather tells him that he must wait until he dies of natural causes.

With <i>Terrance and Phillip</i> gone, the boys wonder how they'll kill time. Perhaps by smoking crack. Or inhaling gas fumes. Or watching porn.

===What I Learned Today===
"I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "What has America's youth come to? Kids won't even kill their own grandparents!" ([[Marvin Marsh]]) 
* "Now get away from here and take your diarrhea with you!" Dough Herzogg 
* "I think I've caught a touch of the flu from little Kenny this morning.  I've got the green apple splatters."  ([[Mr. Garrison]])
* "If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there." JOHN WARSOG 
* "What what what?!"  ([[Sheila Broflovski]])