Editing Dick Slapperman (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Bullied for years as a "midget" and a "fag", because his mother was a little person and his father a giant, Dick was born relatively normal. His desire to lash out at the world who and push buttons to stir up those who had once wronged him, lead Dick to becoming a notorious internet troll, "Dildo Schwaggins" and to become a frequent visitor at PussyStormers, where he came into contact with his idol, a troll named [[Gerald Broflovski|Skankhunt42]]. He discovered Skankhunt's identity and sought his help, bringing together a band of internet trolls from across Colorado with an aim to stop the Danish from exposing their online identities, and becoming their leader alongside Gerald. When their efforts succeeded, their friendship ended as Dildo realized Gerald did not share his ideals. Dildo was soon recruited by [[Hillary Clinton]] to expose and destroy the TrollTrace servers... but was instead handed over to [[Lennart Bedrager]] due to his association with his former friend. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)