Editing Fat Camp (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Cartman is shipped off to Hopeful Hills Children's Weight Management Center to lose a few pounds. Instead of following the program, he hires a kid from a nearby drug rehab center to go home and pretend to be a slimmed-down version of himself. The kid smuggles junk food to him, which he sells to the other camp inmates. Meanwhile, Kenny (egged on by Stan and Kyle) becomes a celebrity by doing hideously disgusting stunts, including eating dog poop and consuming his own vomit. Soon he gets his own TV show, The Krazy Kenny Show. It features him performing more "crazy" acts for cash, like washing his hair in battery acid and giving his grandfather a full-body sensual massage. He even gets his own pay-per-view special, on which he plans to crawl into Ms. Crabtree's uterus and stay there for six hours. However he's arrested for prostitution (specifically, for giving Howare Stern a "bj" for $10) and can't make the show. Stan and Kyle unmask the fake Cartman and force him to stand in for Kenny on TV. The boy is crushed to death by Ms. Crabtree's uterus, at roughly the same time Cartman's junk food racket is uncovered at the fat camp. All the kids are given another chance to lose weight honestly -- except for Cartman, who is sent home. ===What I Learned Today=== "We set Kenny up to further and further himself each time, having to always outdo himself. Now he's in jail for being a whore. And perhaps, just perhaps, we are to blame." (This out-of-character show of empathy was what led Kyle to unmask the fake Cartman) ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Well, I'm pissed off Rick! How are you?" [[Cartman]] * "Oh no, kids! It's glutinous fat!" [[Rick the fat camp buy]] * "I feel great! I haven't had this much attention paid to my kootch since I was 16!" [[Veronica Crabtree]] * "They've kinda killed Kenny's look-alike. You bastards!" [[Kyle]] * "Oh, sweetie Those were all just lies. You're just fat." [[Liane Cartman]] * "Will somebody put this retard out of his misery?" [[Cartman]] * "You know, Kyle, there was a time when your fat jokes would have gotten to me, but now I'm totally slim and totally happy." [[Cartman]] * "Dangnabit, children, how come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me some question I shouldn't be answerin'?!" [[Chef]] * "Mr. Candy Bar doesn't judge you, Chad. Mr. Candy bar likes you just the way you are." [[Cartman]] * "I told you I was a tight virgin flower!" [[Veronica Crabtree]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)