Editing Gluten Free Ebola (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Broadcast Description=== [[Mr. Mackey]] is now gluten free and everyone is annoyed when he won’t quit preaching about how great he feels. But, after witnessing a disturbing demonstration of what happens to your body when you do eat gluten, South Park becomes the first town in America to go gluten free. ===Synopsis=== ===Memorable Quotes=== *"Is that why you told Clyde that you broke up with me because you're about to be 'DRIPPING IN BITCHES'." - [[Wendy Testaburger]] *“Doesn't anyone understand the significance of 'I'M SORRY' anymore?” [[Stan Marsh]] *"I'm just saying that I personally, feel SO FUCKING AMAZING." [[Mr. Mackey]] *"You wanna see my dick?"- [[Randy Marsh]] *"I swear if I hear another person talk about about being gluten free I'm gonna piss in their face." - [[Herbert Garrison]] *"Oh see that - his dick's flying off." [[Mr. Mackey]] *"People saying that gluten is the cause of cancer, gluten should be avoided, gluten can make your dick fly off..." USDA Representative *"Heavy cream, Sugar, Chocolate Syrup! No, ice cream's good for you." [[Randy Marsh]] *"We are the USDA! Without us, people would be eating dirt and-- chairs!!" (USDA Commander) *"Are you gonna eat those Pancakes?" [[Eric Cartman]] *"Yeah, you know diabetes affects us all, but it mostly affects Scott Malkinson." [[Eric Cartman]] *"You know what I’m gonna miss most? Pancakes. I keep having dreams of Aunt Jemima." [[Eric Cartman]] *"Don't forget the freezer!" "OH, GOD!" [[Randy Marsh]] *"Heavy cream, sugar, chocolate syrup. No, ice cream’s good for you!" [[Randy Marsh]] *"Oh my God, the Wheat Thins!" [[Randy Marsh]] *"I am Lorde! Ya ya ya, I Am Lorde, I am Lorde!" [[Randy Marsh]] *"Would you guys care for a frozen butter pop?" [[Scott Malkinson]] *"I seriously cannot take hearing about gluten ANYMORE." (Garrison) *YOU SON OF A BITCH! Did you not know or did you just not care?! KEEE-YA! [[Randy Marsh]] *For me it was the soy sauce... Sneaky, sneaky soy sauce. [[Garrison]] *Oh.. Ogh.... fuck I want pancakes… [[Cartman]] *"We're good Scott, stop bugging us." [[Kyle]] * "Yeah, I swear if I hear another person talk about about being gluten free I'm gonna piss in their face." [[Garrison]] * "See, that's probably the gluten talking, mkay. If you cut out gluten, you don't ever get pissed off." [[Mr. Mackey]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)