Editing Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== One of the Goth kids has been sent to a camp for troubled children. When she returns, her friends find her changed in a disturbing way. With their very existence threatened, the Goths have to do something drastic. They are forced to ask the Vamp kids for help. ===Memorable Quotes=== * "They have a horseshoe pit where you can challenge the other kids to horseshoes!" (Henrietta's Mom) * "A goth believes that deep down the world is totally fucked up. But an EMO thinks that deep down THEY are totally fucked up." [[Michael]] * "Nooooo wayyyyyyyy…." [[Michael]] * "DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DESPAIR! DEATH AND DISP-" (Ringtone) * "Pete... If they get me... If I get sent to that camp... And I come back emo.... Kill me. Promise that you'll kill me. [[Firkle]] * "This is the noon meeting of the Vamp Kids. I am Mike your Lord and Dark Master, per se." [[Mike "Vampir" McKowski]] * "Okay hold up! HOLD UP! You mean that one of us might not REALLY be a vamp kid?" (Black Vamp Guy) * "Ugh. You spit on me, Larry." [[Pete]] * "We call upon the Creator of all that is dark! The godfather of death and despair!" [[Mike "Vampir" McKowski]] * "Hey look man, all genres of gothic subcultures are derivatives of Poe's work! Mother fucker." (Black Vamp Guy) * "Is that red dye in your hair or did a blood demon take a shit on your head, poser." [[Edgar Allen Poe]] (Night Pain) * "You can't tell me what to do. Who elected you the 'Mayor of me'?" [[Edgar Allen Poe]] (Night Pain) * "Thank God you're here. Emos are plants and they're invading human bodies!" [[Michael]] * "Leave me alone. I just want coffee." [[Edgar Allen Poe]] (Night Pain) * "What's the point? Save some people so some other people can be lame. And then those lameos can be lamer to some other posers?" [[Edgar Allen Poe]] (Night Pain) * "Tune in again next week, when we make a woman from Milwaukee think she's working at a haunted abortion clinic!" (Reality Show Host) * "SHUT UP MOM! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CONFORMIST BAG OF DEMON JIZZ!" [[Henrietta Biggle]] * "Oh, but remember Daddy wanted to talk to you in the living room my dark little princess." [[Mrs. Biggle]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)