Editing Government Agents (section)

==About==
The CIA, the FBI, the Secret Service, the NSA... no matter where the good people of South Park, Colorado are, they are under the watchful eye of the United States government. Various executive agencies, under the control of [[Barack Obama|the President of the United States]], make sure that the secrets of the United States Government are kept in order and/or covered up whenever possible. While some agencies, like the Secret Service, focusing on protecting the President and [[Al Gore|former sort-of Vice Presidents]], perhaps the foremost agency was founded in 1947 after an alien spaceship crashed in Roswell, New Mexico - this agency which is today headed by [[Big Bad Government Guy]], who's only ever lost one case.

Whether it takes an elaborate scheme involving a "Wizard Alien", making fake conspiracy websites, taking controls of [[Towelie|towels]], monsters, [[Starvin' Marvin|ethernopians]], and prehistoric ice people, building a nonsensical ladder to beat Japan, protecting the internet, making first official contact with aliens, negotiating with men with anger management issues, killing black pe- er, Pirates, denying Hawaiian people their Mahalo Rewards cards, using nuclear weapons on our own imaginations, or even destroying the very town of South Park itself, the United States Government is always ready to do whatever it takes to obscure and defile the truth.

Government employees in the show, former and current, also include [[Randy Marsh]] and [[Nelson (geologist)|Nelson]] as part of the U. S. Geological Survey, [[Harrison Yates]] as part of the FBI in "[[Christian Rock Hard]]", and [[Eric Cartman]] as TSA, NSA and Border Patrol agents.