Editing Hell on Earth 2006 (section)

==Story==

===Description===
It's Halloween, and [[Satan]] unveils his grand plan to open up the gates of hell to throw a super-awesome Sweet 16-style party in Los Angeles.  Soon, he proclaims to his quivering minions that anyone who wants to come must have a blue wristband and wear a costume. And no one can dress like The Crow.

Just like a real Super Sweet 16 party, the affair soon becomes a bloated, overpriced mess, and Satan turns into a spoiled, demanding bitch.  He decides the party needs a super cool dessert to ensure that all the guests remember his greatness, and commissions a massive cake shaped like a Ferrari Enzo.  Three serial killers -- Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Jeffrey Dahmer -- are returned to earth and given the critical task of picking up the Ferrari cake and delivering it to the party.

Meanwhile, back in South Park, [[the boys]] are experimenting with a Bloody Mary-like ritual.  With candles lit, they stand in front of a mirror and chant the name of rapper [[Biggie Smalls]] three times.  [[Butters]] actually succeeds in summoning him, only to discover the rapper is furious that now that he's been released from Hell, he's going to miss Satan's party.  Biggie tells Butters (at gun point) that if he doesn't get him back to Los Angeles in time for the party, he's gonna pop a cap in his ass. 

Butters and Biggie hop on the next plane to LA. Midflight, however, Smalls suddenly disappears. To his immense rage, the other boys have chanted his name, summoning him right back to South Park.

Back in Los Angeles, Bundy, Gacy, and Dahmer brutally butcher their assignment to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake.  They first murder all the bakers who prepared the cake, and then proceed to drop the cake itself while attempting to load it onto the truck.  In a last ditch effort, they try to bake one themselves only to wind up stabbing and murdering one another. 

Satan's assistant, [[Demonius]], is forced to make a last-minute substitution and tracks down a cake shaped like an Acura TL.  Even though no one notices the switch, Satan flies into a petulant rage over not getting exactly what he wanted.  

After a loud and very public rant, he suddenly realizes that, in trying to stage a Halloween party just like spoiled rich girls, he's become a spoiled rich girl.  He decides to let everyone into his party whether they have a wristband or not.  Butters, who's milling around outside, asks to borrow a makeup mirror and uses it to summon Biggie Smalls.  With his help, Biggie finally arrives at Satan's bash, and asks Butters to party with him.  Figuring he's going to get grounded anyway, Butters agrees.

===What I Learned Today===
"This party is for you. It's for all of you who make my life so special. If I don't realize that, then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "We'll see how long Satan's party lasts after the fire marshal shows up." (Church Leader)
* "You wanna get shot or you wanna be grounded?" [[Stephen Stotch]]
* "Dammit, what didn't Diddy do?" [[Satan]]
* "When everyone sees the Ferrari cake, they will shudder and know my greatness." [[Satan]]
* "Nobody can look hotter than me, it's my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party!" [[Satan]]
* "Get out of the way, Hitler! You're ruining my entrance!" [[Satan]]
* "Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls " [[Butters]]
* "Oh my God I crapped my pants YOU GUYS, I CRAPPED MY PANTS!"  [[Cartman]]
* "I HAVE to invite celebrities or else my party won't be cool!"  [[Satan]]
* "He is bringing hell here to Los Angeles and from what we understand, the gathering is going to be completely off the hook." (Bishop)
* "HERE ME DEMONS!  LORD SATAN HATH DEMANDED A FERRARI CAKE!" [[Zazul]]
* "Please don't ice me, homey." [[Butters]]
* "Dahmer!  Stop having sex with those intestines!"  (Ted Bundy)
* "Come on Helen, let's just go back to hell.  I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake." (Man at Satan's party)