Editing Hillary Clinton (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== The former First Lady of the United States, later Senator from New York, U. S. Secretary of State and a presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton might just be the [[Mecha-Streisand|second]] most powerful female celebrity to step foot in South Park. Long a target of ridicule for her appearance, the size of her ass, and a public statement about her sexuality, South Park has grown to be fond of Mrs. Clinton, and she held a successfully rally there during her 2008 presidential primary campaign... and became the target of a terrorist attack via a Snuke, a nuclear device placed delicately in her snizz. She survived the attempt on her life thanks to the brave heroism of [[Eric Cartman]]... but later joined other her husband and other celebrities in suing the town for slander, keeping in contact with the celebrities' lawyers and expressing a desire to avoid violence that could harm their careers. She mounted a second presidential campaign and visibly aged as her opponent turned out to be South Park's own [[Herbert Garrison]], soon known as "Giant Douche", and his running mate, [[Caitlyn Jenner]]. Though initially excited to take her down, Garrison grew cold feet and threw support to boost his opponent, but Clinton continued to maintain that he was a liar and cannot be trusted. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)