Editing Ike's Wee Wee (section)

==Story==
When the boys find out what it means to be circumcised, they try to save Ike from his Bris. The school counselor Mr. Mackey is fired and experiments with drugs. 

===Description===
Mr. Mackey is fired when, during a lecture on the evils of drugs and alcohol, a marijuana sample that he passes around the class mysteriously vanishes (and secretly stolen by Mr. Garrison). Mr. Mackey is kicked out of his house and winds up on drugs, which turn out to be kind of enjoyable. He hooks up with a hippie chick and they decide to get married and honeymoon in India.

Meanwhile, Kyle is horrified to learn that his little brother Ike is about to have a bris -- something he misconstrues as a party at which Ike's penis will be cut off. He puts his brother on a train to Nebraska and replaces him with a life-sized doll. A dog runs off with it, then is struck by a truck, which explodes. At Ike's "funeral" it's revealed that he was adopted from Canada. Since Ike isn't his "real" brother, Kyle no longer cares about him and tells his parents where he can be found.

Mr. Mackey, while honeymooning in India, is captured by the A-Team and tossed into the Betty Ford Clinic where he's "cured" of his addiction. Kyle has second thoughts about his relationship to Ike on the day of the bris, when his little brother flees to his room in terror. Kyle defends him fiercely against the besieging adults, until they explain that they won't cut off his entire penis, just a little bit at the end "to make it look bigger."  Stan and Cartman promptly demand to be circumcised too.

===What I Learned Today===
"Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. That's why I feel you guys are more than just my friends. You're my family. Except for Cartman."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs you're a hippie, and hippies suck!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eyes." ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
*"Oh, the penis!" ([[Kenny McCormick]] in response to Chef's question of what's the most important part of a man's body.)
* "I don't wanna be in your penis choppin' family anyway!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Drugs are bad, mkay." ([[Mr. Mackey]]) 
* "Okay, kids, you shouldn't do drugs. Okay? Drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. I was a wreck." ([[Mr. Mackey]]) 
* "This is all I'm going to say about drugs.  Stay away from them.  There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college." ([[Chef]]) 
* "Dude!  That is not cool!  Choppin' off wee-wees is not cool!!"  ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "I'm sorry, but we can't just throw Caucasian babies on an outgoing train” (Train Operator)
* "Don't you understand that us males are defined by our firemen?"  ([[Kyle Broflovski]])
* "Look, children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs... Stay AWAY from them. There's a time and a place for everything - and it's called college. Do you understand?" ([[Chef]])