Editing Ike Broflovski (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Once described as a "little freckled kid that looks like a football", Sir Ike Broflovski is [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]'s beloved little brother and the apple of his parents' eye. Ike has had no shortage of adventure and mischief in his life, and while he may be far more intelligent than he appears, he can always count on his big brother Kyle being there to protect him... even when Ike might not want him to be. While the two of them may play the increasingly sparse game of 'Kick the Baby', it's clear that Ike and Kyle will always have each other's back. Although he doesn't always show it, Ike is a certified genius - despite being three years old, he now attends [[South Park Elementary]] alongside the Kindergarten class, many of them two years his senior. With a little help from classmate [[Sally Bands]], he was narrowly elected Class President over the expected victor, [[Filmore Anderson]], who has remained Ike's chief rival and bully in class to this day. Ike also had a passionate, romantic sexual affair with their teacher, [[Ms. Stephenson]], that resulted in her arrest and subsequent death. Though the Broflovski family all love him as their own, Ike was actually born in Canada as '''Peter Gintz''', to [[Harry Gintz|Harry]] and [[Elsie Gintz|Elsie Gintz]]. In the wake of the disastrous Cola Wars, he was placed up for adoption, and the Broflovski family welcomed him into their home, floppy head and all. Kyle discovered this truth [[Ike's Wee-Wee|as a third grader]]. Due to being raised away from his people, Ike isn't fully in touch with their traditions, such as singing Chuck Mangione every day, but he tries to stand with his people, whether it's to protest or rescue the [[Princess of Canada]]. It's also worth noting Ike, like his brother and to a lesser extent his father, has always embraced technology. Ike has his own computer, which he uses to stream anime on CrunchyRoll (see "TrollTrace History", below) as well as to play video games like ''MineCraft'', and watch [[Pewdepie]]'s video game streaming series. He's even as a capable hacker like his brother, assisting [[Barack Obama]] and [[John McCain]] to assist in their diamond heist by listing them as deceased in a coroner's computer. He and his brother also worked together to troll the entire world online and hack TrollTrace, triggering a 'reset' for the entire internet. For a period, Ike was terrified by supernatural visions of dead celebrities, such as [[Billy Mays]] and [[David Carradine]], but after [[Michael Jackson|"Ike"]] won the Grand Little Miss pageant, they all finally moved on. Ike's not really been too impressed with other celebrities, but he and his classmates love [[Pewdepie]], and Ike's favorite TV shows include ''Yo Gabba Gabba!'', ''Dora the Explorer'' and the ''McNeil-[[Jim Lehrer|Lehrer]] Report''. (It's best not to interfere when he's watching the last one, or else there might be... consequences.) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)