Editing It Hits the Fan (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== The entire country freaks out when the HBC TV show Cop Drama uses the word 'shit' uncensored. Suddenly everyone (including South Park's children, along with their parents and teachers) starts dropping the S bomb. At the same time a mysterious disease, which causes its victims to puke up their intestines, sweeps the land. Kyle and the boys, with Chef's help, discover that the plague is triggered by excessive use of the word "shit" -- which is referred to in ancient texts as a "word of curse." The more it's used, the worse things will get. And it's about to be used a lot more, because HBC plans an evening of live, shit-laden shows called "Must Shit TV." Chef and the boys travel to Hollywood to talk the HBC executives out of their plans. But their attempt is preempted by an ancient warrior from the Royal Order of Standards and Practices. He storms the network's boardroom, attempting to use an ancient rune stone to expose one of execs as "Gelden," an evil dragon that will be resurrected by excessive swearing and lay waste to the world. Instead he's shot to pieces by security, crashes through a window and lands on the sidewalk at the boys' feet. He gives them his rune stone before he dies, but doesn't explain how to use it. In order to divine the ancient relic's purpose, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman, Stan and Chef head for the nearest repository of wizards and ancient wisdom -- The Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. There, a wizard explains that the Runestone of Undoing has the power to send Gelden back to the underworld. The Knights attack the studio during Must Shit TV, but too late to prevent the dragon's appearance. Just then Chef and the boys arrive and use the rune stone to drive the demon back into the underworld. Having learned his lesson, the President of HBC vows never to use the word, "shit" again. Kenny vomits up his intestines and dies. ===What I Learned Today=== "Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "They can't say 'shit' on television!" [[Stan]] * "Jeez, you're a little irritable, Kyle. What's the matter? You got some sand in your vagina?" [[Cartman]] * "Hey, there, shitty shitty fag fag / Shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do?" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "I'm very proud of you, children. Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to." [[Chef]] * "Tonight On Cop Drama On TV They're gonna say Shit." [[Cartman]] * "Woa, dude It's raining frogs." [[Cartman]] * "Yeah, they've taken all the fun out of shit." [[Cartman]] * "Oh, Kyle, you are so full of Mee Krob." [[Cartman]] * "If that sand in your vagina doesn't get released, you could become a walking time bomb!" [[Cartman]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)