Editing Jakovasaurs (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== The boys discover a prehistoric creature called a Jakovasaur while camping at Stark's Pond. The town tries to save the species from extinction. ===Description=== While the four boys are camping at [[Stark's Pond]] they hear something in the woods. They seek help from [[Stan]]'s uncle [[Jimbo Kern]] and his war buddy [[Ned Gerblansky]], who has lost his electrolarynx. Using a trap they discover an unusual creature which resembles a humanoid duck which turns out to be extremely annoying to everyone in town with the exception of [[Cartman]], who is enchanted by its antics. The town has a meeting to decide what is to be done about the creature when representatives from the Department of Interior (DOI) show up and inform the townspeople that it is a near-extinct "Jakovasaur", which they intend to use to repopulate the species. The townspeople name the creature "Hope" despite its name actually being "[[Joon-Joon]]". Another Jakovasaur, which speaks English and is named "[[Jakov]]" makes itself known by seeking out Cartman and telling him he's looking for his wife Joon-Joon. Cartman, Kyle and Stan take Jakov to his wife in the barn where she is being held, but the townspeople hear them. Meanwhile, Jimbo brings Ned another voicebox, however he buys the wrong model and Ned is now forced to speak with an Irish accent. It is decided that the Jakovasaurs are to be given their own home in the hope that they will breed. However, problems arise when it is determined that both Jakov and Joon-Joon lack any genitalia. Dr. Mephisto instead artificially inseminates Joon-Joon, and after a gestation period of only four days, Joon-Joon gives birth to an entire litter of baby Jakovasaurs. It is quickly determined that the Jakovasaurs are a major disruption to everyday life for the people of South Park. The DOI reps sent to help repopulate the Jakovasaur species decide to abandon their duties because of how annoying the Jakovasaurs are. They make Cartman an official "Department of Interior Person", telling him he has authority and people must respect it. The episode begins to outline some of the issues surrounding illegal immigration. Fed up with the Jakovasaurs, the townspeople convince them to move to Memphis where they'll fit in as all the people there are "big, loud, annoying, and stupid". When Cartman finds out about the plan, he convinces the Jakovasaurs to stay in South Park instead. The townspeople then come up with a different way to get rid of the Jakovasaurs forever by rigging a game show in which Jakov will play against [[Officer Barbrady]] so that Jakov will win a trip to France with "50 of his closest relatives." Because Jakov is so stupid, Barbrady actually wins, but everyone wants the Jakovasaurs gone so they declare him the winner anyway. Stan, [[Kyle]] and [[Kenny]] try to distract Cartman from the game show so he does not realize it is fixed and take him to classify a "new antelope species" they found in the woods (which is actually Kenny with branches taped to his head, who eventually gets eaten by a bear that mistakes him for an antelope). Cartman realizes the trick and figures out the game is rigged, prompting him to rush to warn Jakov. Cartman is too late and he arrives at the airport just as the plane carrying Jakov and his family taxis down the runway and lifts off. The townspeople approach Cartman and tell him they learned that not every form of life is worth saving, and that it is better to let nature run its course. During this, Ned Gerblansky voices his input with a voice box that accurately captures his original voice (as heard in flashback during "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"), only for him and Jimbo Kern to conclude that said voice box sucks. The episode ends showing the Jakovasaurs on tour in Paris, looking for the Pyramid, when Jakov trips and crashes into a cafe full of French people. Rather than getting annoyed, the French people instead laugh and remark on how he reminds them of Jerry Lewis. ===What I Learned Today=== "Animal species come and go. It's all part of natural evolution." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I hate you guys / You guys are assholes / Especially Kenny / I hate him the most." ([[Cartman]]'s song [http://southpark.cc.com/clips/151259/poo-in-the-wilderness "I Hate You Guys"]) * "God, I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "Oh come on. You all know that pigeon was a total slut." ([[Mr. Garrison]]) * "Jakovasaurs kind of piss me off, m'kay?" ([[Mr. Mackey]]) * "Cool beans!" ([[Jakov]]) * "I have semen? Where's their boat??" ([[Jakov]]) * "Jakov please don't go. You make everything in South Park fun." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "I guess he finally found something that's as annoying as he is." ([[Stan Marsh]]) * "Aw, what a bloody pickle this is. Did you keep the receipt then?" ([[Ned Gerblanski]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. 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