Editing Jerry Jones (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== The longtime owner of the [[Dallas Cowboys]], Jerry Jones likes to watch his beloved team relentlessly slaughter their enemies on the field from his prime seat, while receiving only the finest blowjobs. Gravely concerned about the future of the NFL, he's willing to put his millions of dollars of resources into anything that can expand football fandom. Just don't kneel during the National Anthem... or mention that his eyes are too far apart. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)