Editing Jesus Christ (section)

==About==
Resurfacing as a resident of the small mountain town of South Park, ol' holy Jesus is a great friend of the boys, always ready to lend a helping hand or dispense some godly advice. He used to have his own cable access show called "Jesus & Pals" where he responded to callers and hosted the occasional celebrity or [[Kenny McCormick|Krazy Kenny]] - though he's not afraid to deal with his [[Jesus & Pals Producer|unruly producers]]. He used to have a rough relationship with [[Santa Claus]] but they've put that behind them and are now strong allies.

In addition to being good friends with [[God]] and Rod Stewart, ge is a crucial member of [[Imaginationland]]'s Council of Nine, featuring the wisest fictional (and semi-fictional) characters of all-time. When things get really out of control, he calls upon the [[Super Best Friends]], a team of his deity BFFs who will stop at nothing to protect the world from the likes of [[David Blaine]] and [[Scott Tenorman]]. His biggest weakness, however, is his addiction to internet pornography - which totally isn't like doing coke.

Jesus' powers and abilities include super carpentry, allowing him to build anything he might need to protect his children, the ability to mend wounds and broken bones with a slight of the hand, the power of resurrection upon death (one he shares with [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]]) and of course, the ability to devastate his enemies with an arsenal of automatic weapons. He also knows some good ol' fashioned 'miracles' - of course, you'll need to turn around first. He maintains his powers are real and not the results of being "doped up" - what really matters is farmers in Belarus.