Editing Kevin Mephesto (section)

==About==
Affectionately referred to as "that little monkey guy" by many, Kevin is the most prized creation of [[Dr. Alphonse Mephesto]] and his constant companion and trusted assistant. Though he is quiet and unassuming, usually communicating via nothing more than grunts and gurgles, he is not only skilled with science, but well-trained in the arts. Being unusually hairy, the height of a four-year-old boy, and possessing an enormous penis by even adult standards, however, is what holds back this miracle of modern genetics from his true calling.

Legend has it that Kevin was the product of a collaboration between Mephesto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben, a Greek fellow geneticist and researcher at the University of California-Davis. Hoping to create the perfect pop singer, they procured the semen of [[Michael Jackson|"Jack Michaelson"]] and an unknown female egg donor, and brought them to term inside of a llama mascot. The resulting child was taught everything about performing and enrolled in school, but bullying and banana-throwing lead by  'Big Roy' lead Kevin to biting the boys' three fingers off. Abesacraben was stripped of his credentials, and Kevin made a ward of the state.

Since then, he has been legally adopted by Dr. Mephesto, and they moved to Colorado to continue their genetic experiments in relative obscurity, but [[Chef|there are those who say]] at night, you can still hear an uncommonly sweet, golden singing voice bellow out across the town...