Editing Lorde (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Lorde is a teenage girl from New Zealand and one of the most popular musicians of the day, working with [[SMP Boss]] to get out such hits as ''Hunger Games, Ya ya ya''. She's known for her honesty, intelligence, and grace... well, until that time she rubbed her clit on television and disappointed millions of fans across the nation. Diabetes is an important issue for her, and she notably performed at the [[Broflovski Residence]] for a party in diabetic [[Scott Malkinson]]'s honor. The womens' bathroom at the [[U. S. Geological Survey]] is important to her music and identity, and when it was taken away from her, even though she was offered her own bathroom, she went dark on Twitter for a week -- before releasing her biggest hit to date, ''PUSH''. Reporter [[Brandon Carlile]] was hoping to do a big story on her but had to let it go for undisclosed reasons. One of her biggest fans was [[Shelly Marsh]] and it's known SPCPD [[Officer Stevens]] has a crush on her. Her current status is unknown. There are those who might claim that Lorde is actually a forty-five year old fluvial geomorphologist from Colorado named [[Randy Marsh]], who wanted to escape [[Hanson]]'s toilet messes, but they are unsubstantiated. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)