Editing Make Love, Not Warcraft (section)

==Story==

===Description===
The boys start playing the online computer game World of Warcraft, but their fun is soon ruined by an ultra-powerful player, NWBZPWNR, who keeps killing them -- or rather their heavily-muscled, exotic-looking on-screen avatars. They complain to the game's creator, Blizzard Entertainment, but the company brass is already well aware of the problem.  

It seems the ultra-gamer has spent the last year and a half doing nothing but playing Warcraft, allowing him to reach an almost godlike level -- and to kill other players (even Blizzard's admins) at will.  The Blizzard execs fear that if something isn't done soon, users will get frustrated and find something else to do with their lives.

After once again being mercilessly killed by NWBZPWNR, Cartman gathers all the boys for an emergency Warcraft meeting.  Here, they plan a massive, coordinated attack on the villain.  But even when all the kids attack at once, they're no match for their uber-powerful rival.

After the defeat, the boys decide to ditch the game and play outside.  All except for Cartman, who comes up with a daring plan: Re-enter the game, hide in the woods, and boost their power levels by killing millions of boars.  65,340,285 boars, to be exact.  Once they all become powerful enough, they can challenge their nemesis again.

Over the next two months they play the game obsessively, growing progressively more powerful onscreen, and progressively fatter, and pimplier, in the real world. Warcraft company execs follow their progress with interest, believing they might have a chance of defeating the renegade. To stack the odds in their favor, they decide to give them the mythical Sword of a Thousand Truths -- a special weapon stored on a 1 GB USB flash drive, originally removed from the game because it was too powerful.  

Unfortunately for the boys, they've already initiated their attack on NWBZPWNR from Cartman's basement. They are seventeen hours into the epic duel when the Blizzard execs try to deliver the sword to Stan's house, only to find him gone. His father, himself a novice Warcraft player, volunteers to log on and deliver the sword to his son. He commandeers a computer at a Best Buy and hands over the weapon just before being mortally wounded by the rogue gamer.

Stan immediately uses the sword to drain his nemesis' defensive shields. Kenny then shoots him with an arrow, Kyle blasts him with a fire spell, and Cartman delivers the coup de gras by smashing his head with a war hammer. Other players come out from hiding to celebrate the great victory. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, now horrendously out of shape from weeks of subsisting on Hot Pockets and energy drinks, have saved the world . . . of Warcraft.

===What I Learned Today===
"You can just hang outside in the sun all day tossing a ball around, or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "How do you kill that which has no life?" (Blizzard Executive)
* "Gentlemen, this could very well lead to the end of the world . . . of Warcraft." (Blizzard Executive)
* "When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people who just 'stopped playing.' You know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?" [[Cartman]]
* "Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you." [[Cartman]]
* "My mouse-clicking finger hurts." [[Kyle]]
* "Mom, more Hot Pockets!" [[Cartman]]
* "Looks like you're about to get pwned." [[Cartman]]
* "I think Kyle has sweet titties."  [[Kenny]]
* "I'm not an R-tard "  [[Randy]]
* "Don't you have better things to do than going online killing people?!" [[Cartman]]