Editing Matthew McConaughey (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Matthew McConaughey is a popular actor - or as [[Nathan]] and [[Mimsy]] describe him, "a fake soft-spoken douchebag that everybody loves". He's used a number of products "way before [he] was paid to" endorse them. He worked for [[Timmy Burch]] as a Handicar driver before later driving a Lift Car in the Wacky Races. A mix-up with Mimsy resulted in his car's destruction and a small wormhole transporting McConaughey away for good. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)