Editing Mitch Conner (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Mitchell "Mitch" Conner flew honorably alongside fellow puppet [[Mr. Hat]] in the Vietnam War before being injured. After [[Jimbo Kern]] and [[Ned Gerblansky]] defeated the Viet Cong, he woke up in the hospital and was honorably discharged from the military. Since then he's laid low and become a run of the mill con man until a [[Eric Cartman|young, supple eight-year-old boy from Colorado]] changed everything. After posing for weeks as [[Hennifer Lopez]] he faked his death and disappeared again... only to reappear later, re-assuming Lopez' identity to get in on a valuable class-action lawsuit with [[Tom Cruise]], and possibly on [[Muhammed]]'s valuable goo. When the lawsuit was over, Conner disappeared again. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)