Editing Pre-School (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Stan comes to the boys in a panic -- Trent Boyett, a mean old classmate, has just been released from juvenile hall. This piece of news sends the rest of them (including Butters) into a state of pure shock because they're the ones who put Trent in there. During a flashback to preschool, we learn that the boys got Trent to set a fire in their classroom so they could play "Fireman" and put it out by peeing on it. Unfortunately they failed to extinguish it. Their teacher, Ms. Claridge, tried to put out the growing fire and was promptly turned into a human torch. Hideously disfigured, she's now confined to a motorized wheelchair and can only communicate through electronic beeps -- one for "yes," two for "no." But that wasn't the worst of it. Rather than tell the truth and get in trouble, they blamed everything on Trent. Even Butters, the only other witness, refused to defend him. Trent got five long years in juvie hall and the boys promptly forgot about the whole thing . . . until now. Butters is the first to feel Trent's vengeance. He gets a beating so severe (including two Indian sunburns and a second-degree titty twister) that he has to be hospitalized. Cartman says they should tell the authorities that Trent did it, but Kyle (who's more afraid of his mother finding out he's lied) won't let them tell. Instead they hire the sixth graders as bodyguards -- in exchange for their protection, they demand a picture of Stan's mom's breasts. The boys manage to fake this by drawing nipples on Cartman's butt and taking a photo. However the sixth graders prove no match for Trent, and all wind up seriously injured in the hospital. Stan is forced to turn to the one last person he can trust his sister Shelly. She agrees to protect them, but only if they tell Ms. Claridge the truth about the fire. The boys locate their old teacher, whose wheelchair has run out of juice in the middle of the street, and try to reconcile. But suddenly Trent appears, bent on revenge. Cartman (who has been carrying around his mom's taser) fires it at Trent Boyett, misses, and hits Ms. Claridge's wheelchair instead. The charge from the stun gun launches the wheelchair into a propane shop, setting Ms. Claridge on fire . . . again. The police arrive and ask the now-even-more-unsightly Ms. Claridge if Trent tried to kill her. She beeps twice for "no," which the police interpret at "yes, yes." He's carted back to juvenile hall for another five years. Cartman, ecstatic, moons Trent with his nipple-bedecked butt as he's taken away. The boob-obsessed sixth graders happen to see this and kidnap Cartman for use as a masturbatory aid. ===What I Learned Today=== "You can't run from your past, turds. Apologize and make amends." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Jews can't be firemen." [[Cartman]] * "I am not going to have a titty twister! I hate titty twisters!" [[Cartman]] * "Okay, so now we just need to get a picture of Stan's mom naked. Cool." [[Cartman]] * "Oh, you are such stupid turds." [[Shelly]] * "There were no magical Christmas adventures or talking poo for me! I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbra Streisand like you did! No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!" [[Trent Boyett]] * "Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?" [[Cartman]] * "You better pray I never get out of juvenile hall! You better all pray!!" [[Trent Boyett]] * "Oh hamburgers! He's gonna kill me!!" [[Butters]] * "I just can't stand to hear him scream like that I'm gonna go upstairs." [[Linda Stotch]] * "From the test results it would appear your child was tortured by a bully. He received a massive snuggee, his underwear pulled up so high it nearly killed him. He also received two Indian sunburns on his forearms, a Charlie Horse on the thigh, and a second-degree titty twister. And from the damage to his head area, it appears he was also given a swirlee. A colossal one." [[Dr. Doctor]] * "Stupid little Fourthies!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Your mom has the sweetest boobs ever!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Stan's mom is old, so that means her nipples sag more to the bottom now." [[Cartman]] * "These are like the hottest tits I've ever seen!!!" [[Sixth Graders]] * "Jesus Christ, I've never seen so many Indian sunburns and titty twisters in my life!" [[Dr. Doctor]] * "Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent. I promise you!" [[Kyle]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. 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