Editing Prehistoric Ice Man (section)

==Story==
Kyle and Stan's friendship is strained after they discover a man frozen in an ice cave and argue about what is best for their "discovery".

===Description===
After watching a TV show about a wild Australian tracker who sticks his thumb up wild animals' buttholes, the boys decide to hunt for crocodiles. Kyle falls down a very deep hole and when Stan attempts a to rescue him, they discover a man frozen in some ice. The body is brought to Dr. Mephesto.

Stan and Kyle have a serious argument over what to name the ice man, the former favoring "Gorak" and the latter favoring "Steve". Mephesto discovers that the ice man is still alive and thaws him out. He's from the year 1996, about 32 months earlier. Mephesto treats him like a discovery from another era and the ice man is displayed in a special habitat that fitted out to look like 1996. A conveyor belt trundles visitors past. It also drags Kenny to his death.

The ice man hates the way he's being treated, as do Stan and Kyle. They put aside their disagreement until later while they help him escape. Meanwhile the ice man, whose real name is Larry, learns his wife has remarried and has two children. Realizing he can't survive in this new reality, he accepts the boys' suggestion to take a train to Des Moines, which is supposedly three years behind the rest of the world.

The boys free Larry and get him to the train station where chaos ensues.  Kyle and Stan resume their argument and get into a fistfight.  The FBI with the aid of the Australian Outback Guy attempt to capture Larry. The Australian Outback Guy actually does catch him and sticks his thumb in his butthole. Finally, Larry escapes by helicopter and Outback Guy is hacked to pieces by its blades.

Stan and Kyle finally bury the hatchet. Cartman tries to put his thumb in a cow's butthole, but the animal sits on him.

===What I Learned Today===
"You boys have really shown me the true meaning of friendship. You didn't care about anything but my happiness. You put me in front of yourselves, and that's what true friendship is all about."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now.  This should REALLY piss it off!"  ([[Australian Outback Guy]]) 
* "Oh my God, they revived Gorak!" ([[Stan Marsh]])
* "You suck as a best friend, Cartman." ([[Kyle Broflovski]])
* "Okay, First one to die loses." ([[Stan Marsh]])
* "Good job, Cartman.  You killed Kyle!"  ([[Stan Marsh]])
* "Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."  (Man in Suit)
* "YOU'RE a dick, and I have had it with your dickdetry!" ([[Stan Marsh]])