Editing Professor Chaos (episode) (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== When Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend, he snaps and decides to become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen -- Professor Chaos. However his evil deeds -- switching soup orders at Bennigan's, stealing Ms. Choksondik's chalkboard erasers -- don't exactly inspire terror in the hearts of South Park's citizens. Nevertheless, he does acquire a sidekick -- a first-grader named Dougie who becomes General Disarray. At the same time, the boys hold auditions to find Butters' replacement. After putting the applicants through swimsuit and talent competitions, they take them to a ballpark to watch a game. Professor Chaos manages to seize control of the stadium's Jumbotron and promises to flood the entire town. Instead of panicing, the people in the stadium take off their clothes and party. Chaos carries through with his "plan" to flood the town by turning on the hose in his backyard. It doesn't work, and after a water company crew turns off his water, he's forced to re-think his anarchy. Professor Chaos decides instead to destroy the ozone layer by emptying one can of aerosol spray after another into the sky. This doesn't work either. The boys, unaware of the ongoing threat to the planet they have spawned, pick Tweek as their new friend. ===What I Learned Today=== "I am an outcast. A shadow of a man who can find no companionship. No love from others. Fine! If I am to be an outcast, so be it! I'm through doing what others tell me to do, and I am sick of this world and the stinky people in it! From now on I will dedicate my life to bringing chaos to the world that has dejected me! I will become the greatest super villain the world has ever seen! Where I go, destruction will follow!" ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I think I deserve to take Butters' place the most, because I've been hanging around these guys for like five years and I never get to say or do anything." [[Dog Poo Petuski]] * "Ah, the look on their faces when they got the wrong soup. I love bringing chaos!" [[Professor Chaos]] * "You don't drink tea at a baseball game you French piece of crap!" [[Cartman]] * "What if we don't want to be your friend?" [[Clyde Donovan]] * "Where I go, destruction will follow!" [[Professor Chaos]] * "If you receive a rose, please stay. If you don't, get the fudge out." [[Cartman]] * "Wash your hands after you touch those hamsters, you'll get AIDS." [[Linda Stotch]] * "I believe I said get the futch out, which means kiss my futchin' ass, go futch yourself, futch ya, get the futch out, Clyde." [[Cartman]] * "You brought this upon yourselves! You made the outcasts of the world! Now watch! Watch as your precious planet drowns!" [[Professor Chaos]] * "GET THE FUTCH OUT! " [[Cartman]] * "OUR REIGN OF TERROR IS COMPLETE!... " [[Butters]] * "Ha ha ahaahaaa!!! Oh the look on their faces when they got the wrong soup! I LOVE bringing CHAOS!!! - " [[Professor Chaos Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)