Editing Quintuplets (section)

==Story==

===Description===
The boys are forced to watch an extremely artsy, extremely dreary "adult" circus called Cirque du Cheville. The only good part is a group of female Romanian acrobats called the Vladchick Contorting Quintuplets. That night the quints and their grandmother flee the circus and turn up at Stan's house, seeking  refuge from Romania. Their grandma makes love to Grandpa Marsh, and then dies from the exertion -- leaving Stan's family in charge of the girls.

Their story quickly becomes national news and people from all over the country flock to South Park to see the Quints.  The boys charge admission.  
The boys enlist the quint's help to start their own circus, and  tell Kenny he must learn to sing better. .  He travels to Europe, eventually landing in Romania, where he becomes a famous performer.

When the girls' Romanian father demands their return, Janet Reno dressed as the Easter Bunny, takes them by force from Stan's home on Easter Sunday. But instead of returning to their homeland, the Quintuplets escape Reno's forces and drive off to do the Oprah Winfrey Show   where they reveal everyone (including the boys) who attempted to exploit their misfortune and begin a book tour.
Shortly thereafter, Kenny is forcibly removed from Romania during another U.S.-sponsored raid. Not surprisingly, he's killed when an agent's gun goes off by accident.

===What I Learned Today===
"You know nothing about Romania and yet you assume America is so much better.  Maybe Romania isn't as nice as America, but it is our home.  You can all kiss our little white Romanian asses!"

===Memorable Quotes===
* "We gotta get all the Frenchie-poo fag nasties out of you." [[Grandpa Marsh]]
* "Yes luckily for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world." [[Newscaster]]
* "We've just got to convince these chicks that America kicks the ass out of every other country." [[Stan]]
* "I want to assure you, and the Romanian people, that we are going to do everything in our power to make this all as confusing as possible." [[Janet Reno]]
* "Let the quints stay! Romania is gay!" [[Protesters]]
* "Close your eyes and cover your ears, Billy!  Remember YOU'RE A MAN!!"  [[Grandpa Marsh]]
* "I knew it!  They turned you into poofters!"  [[Grandpa Marsh]]
* "Hello Girls!  I'm the Easter Bunny!"  [[Janet Reno]]
* "Wow, what a great country!  Everybody's poor like us!!"  [[Mrs. McCormick]]
* "Dammit!  How come every time we get a sweet idea, the government has to screw it up!"  [[Kyle]]