Editing Rainforest Shmainforest (section)

==Story==
The boys travel to Costa Rica as part of the "Getting Gay with Kids" choir tour campaigning to save the rainforest. They subsequently get lost.

===Description===
The boys misbehave in class and are forced as punishment to join a touring musical group called Getting Gay With Kids. Led by the idealistic Miss Stevens, the group is dedicated to saving the rainforest. 

The kids travel via school bus to Costa Rica to perform for environmentalists against paving over the rainforest. They promptly get lost when their guide is killed, eaten and then excreted by a coral snake. They wander through the trackless green hell, encountering everything from giant insects to rebel guerrillas to actor Tony Danza. 

They're finally captured by a tribe of natives called the Yanagapas. The tribe inexplicably dress Miss Stevens in a cheerleader outfit and then tie her between two posts to serve as a sacrifice to the Giant Yanagapa. Suddenly Cartman, whose constant feud with Miss Stevens made him wander off on his own, bursts from the underbrush along with a gang of American construction workers. They make short work of the Yanagapas and the rainforest's creatures by crushing them all with bulldozers. 

The kids make it back to Costa Rica's capital of San Jose, where they sing a new song: "There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass / Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast."

===What I Learned Today===
Getting Gay With Kids' revised performance include these lyrics: 
<blockquote>
You say "Save the rainforest" but what do you know?
<br>You've never been to the rainforest before.
<br>Getting Gay With Kids is here!
<br>To tell you things you might not like to hear.
<br>You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.
<br>All you activists can go fuck yourselves!
</blockquote>

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Being an activist is totally gay." ([[Getting Gay With Kids]])
* "The rainforest sucks. I want to go home." ([[Kyle Broflovski]])
* "I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm." ([[Eric Cartman]])
* "Oh man, this is gonna suck donkey balls."  ([[Eric Cartman]])
*”Maybe that’s it, Kenny! Maybe you’re Costa Rican and that’s why your family is so poor!” ([[Eric Cartman]])
* "The nightmare begins."  ([[Eric Cartman]])
* "Look how they live in peace with all living things.  Gentle, noble - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES CHILDREN!!"  ([[Miss Stevens]])
* "Tom tilly ye!" ([[Yanagapa Tribe]])
* "ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT!! GOD DAMN STUPID ASS RAINFOREST!!"  ([[Miss Stevens]])
* "Yes you did! You just flipped me the bird! Now see, that is exactly what I'm talking about. * "If you don't shape up, mkay, and get your head straight" ([[Mr. Mackey]])
* "FOOD!! I HAVE TO HAVE FOOD!!!"([[Eric Cartman]])
* "Whoopee" ([[Eric Cartman]])
* "I don't want a burrito. I want a taco. Supreme" ([[Stan Marsh]])
* "Shut up, fat ass!!" - ([[Kyle Broflovski]])