Editing Red Sleigh Down (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== It's Christmastime in South Park and the townspeople have all gathered for the annual lighting of the South Park Christmas Tree. Before it's lit, however, Jimmy offers up his rendition of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" which takes all episode for him to sing. Meanwhile, Cartman is nervous -- he desperately wants the new Haibo robot doll for Christmas, but he's been so naughty he fears he won't get it. In order to "balance the books" fast, he attempts to perform an act of almost unbelievable niceness: bringing Christmas to Iraq. With the help of Mr. Hankey and his Poo Choo Express, Cartman and the boys travel to the North Pole to recruit the help of Santa. Overcome with the spirit of the season, Santa signs on and loads his sled with presents for the Iraqi children. But while delivering presents over Baghdad, Santa's sleigh is shot down by a shoulder-fired missile. He is then taken prisoner and tortured. Horrified, the boys and Mr. Hankey seek out Jesus, who joins them in their fight to recapture Saint Nick. They return to Baghdad, guns blazing, and rescue Santa. Just before they can get away, however, Jesus is gunned down and dies. In keeping with Jesus' last wish to "not let them take away our Christmas spirit," Santa bombs Baghdad with special missiles that explode with festive items that decorate Iraq for Christmas. Santa drops the boys off in South Park, where Jimmy has just finished singing his song. Santa lights the town tree and gives each of the boys Haibo robot dolls, which ultimately pisses Cartman off -- seeing that the other boys have them too, he now thinks they are "worthless and gay." Suddenly, in a memorable South Park Christmas moment, Kenny walks into the scene. He's been missing since Season 5's "Kenny Dies," where he died "for good" from a terminal illness. After saying he's just "been hanging out," the boys accept his presence as if nothing ever happened, and they walk off together feeling like things are finally back to normal. ===What I Learned Today=== "Christmas is a very special time of year, but . . . this year it almost didn't happen. There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me. And so I declare that every year on Christmas Day, we should remember Jesus for what he did and thank him for it. From now on, Christmas will be a day for remembering a brave man named Jesus." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Oh, this will be the happiest Christmas the Middle East has ever seen!" [[Cartman]] * "Sleigh is down. Reindeer . . . all dead. Both Santa's legs are broken. Santa's . . . very sad." [[Santa Claus]] * "I'm gonna fucking kill you!" [[Santa Claus]] * "Oh my God, the Iraqis killed Jesus!" [[Stan]] * "Hey, I'm just your naughty or nice accountant! Don't blame me for the numbers!" Kyle's Cousin [[Kyle Schwartz]] * "If you cured cancer and AIDS next week, you would still owe two presents." Kyle's Cousin [[Kyle Schwartz]] * "It's not stupid! It's a toy that you can starve!" [[Cartman]] * "What the hell are WE supposed to do?! We're like nine inches tall!" [[Gnome]] * "Come on, gang! It's up to us to save Christmas!" [[Cartman]] * "I'm having a precious Christmastime moment, Kyle, if you don't mind." [[Cartman]] * "Oh no, not Santa's balls!!" [[Santa Claus]] * "This is Baghdad? God what a shit hole. I mean -- Wow, these poor, unfortunate people!" [[Cartman]] * "Howdy Ho, Jesus." [[Mr. Hankey]] * "My children, you should know something I'm packing." [[Jesus Christ]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)