Editing Rod Stewart (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Rod Stewart was once a serious, hip musician with countless fans and supporters... now he uses a wheelchair, can barely speak, and shits his pants on a regular basis. He is almost constantly attended to by an [[Hell's Pass Nurse|attractive young nurse]] who helps him change. He played at [[Jesus Christ]]'s Millennium comeback concert, but his performance was cut short by more poopy pants. He later joined [[Tom Cruise]] in suing the town of South Park. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)