Editing Santa Claus (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== One of the divine spirits of Christmas, Santa and [[Jesus]] were rivals for a very long time, unable to agree on who was the superior representation of the holiday, before finally coming back together... after a duel to the death. Now, Jesus and Santa work together to spread Christmas joy, whether it's by singing jolly holiday songs in a lounge or by bringing presents to war-torn Baghdad. Cheery and ever the optimist, Santa's only goal is to bring the happiness and joy of all the holiday season to the world and to all he meets. Santa nearly died in his attempt to bring Christmas to [[Iraq]], believed by terrorists to be an American spy, but Jesus' brave sacrifice allowed Santa to complete his trip. Santa later pretended to be [[Muhammad]] so he could be safe from the evil [[Ginger Kids]] - but was ultimately taken and harnessed by the National Security Agency to tell which American citizens are naughty and nice. In [[Eric Cartman]]'s story, he and [[Stan Marsh]] destroy the [[Woodland Critters]], and in [[Imaginationland]] is one of the most powerful 'good' characters - requiring [[Butters Stotch]] to re-imagine him. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)