Editing Satan (section)

==About==
Known to many as the Prince of Darkness, long fallen from Heaven, the mighty Satan ruled over [[Hell]] for thousands of years, making personal appearances to greet new arrivals to his domain and torturing each and every subject doomed to suffer his wrath for all eternity. He even made the occasional attempt to fulfill ancient prophecy by taking over [[Heaven]] or even [[Earth]]. Satan also took great pride in his subtle, "nuanced" efforts to swindle people of their money or make them otherwise give into the temptation of evil.

Don't let that bad reputation and rugged physique fool you though - while he acts tough and intimidating while at work and in front of his many subjects, Satan is really a big-hearted softie. (In [[God]]'s words, a "pussy".) Whenever he was summoned to the surface, he proved to be mild-mannered, not only willing but adept at helping those who sought his counsel on matters ranging from demonic superstition to addiction problems. Deep down, he's sensitive and lonely and has a soft spot for big musical numbers. He also has a a strong desire for romance and companionship, and is heavily attracted to those who seem even more evil than he is, 

Satan has been through a number of long-term relationships over the last thousand years. He most famously was in a relationship with former Iraqi dictator [[Saddam Hussein]] after he was secretly taken out by a pack of American-trained wild boars, but the relationship became highly abusive and Satan needed support and assistance from those around him, such as [[Kenny McCormick]] and [[God]], to get past the relationship. His subsequent relationship with a similarly compassionate, sensitive man named [[Chris]] was strained by a lack of intimacy, and after a chat with [[God]], Satan has since focused on figuring himself out before entering another relationship, and despite a fling with a demon named [[Kevin (demon)|Kevin]], he's been mostly on his own ever since. 

Though he has a clear preference for men, when it comes to fulfilling ancient prophecies relating to the birth of an anti-Christ, he has typically chosen animals as hosts, such as a [[Woodland Critters|a porcupine]] and in another instance, a jackal. As a result of the latter relationship, he has an estranged son named [[Damien Thorn]], whom he rarely sees.

Satan was at first an unwelcome sight in the town of South Park, notably swindling its citizens in his legendary pay-per-view boxing match with [[Jesus]], but things have cooled off since this first meeting. After saving the world from Saddam (with some help from Kenny) he has been allowed free reign between Earth and Hell as he pleases, throwing massive parties around Halloween in particular, though he continued to make most of his appearances only when summoned. In recent years, he has also been more lenient in granting clemency to his own subjects as well, treating them more like a surrogate family.

===Death===
When one of his demons, a Sifter of Fate known as [[Manbearpig]] began killing and consuming citizens mercilessly in the town of South Park, [[Al Gore]] and the boys summoned Satan to seek answers about the creature's demonic nature. Though they found little information to immediately help them, they were able to convince Satan to help them defeat the creature... only for Manbearpig to emerge triumphant, plunging one of Satan's horns into his stomach and delivering a crushing blow to his head, ending his reign of darkness for good.

Though the boys expressed disbelief that Satan could actually die, he used his final words to insist that "everyone" dies, echoing [[Al Gore]]s advice that the boys "keep believing", and was seen fading up to Heaven as an angel, prompting [[Kyle Broflovski]] to remark that the sight was "pretty fucked up".

===DNA Overview===
Despite being the Prince of Darkness and the supreme ruler of Hell, you are genuinely a nice person who is willing to help others in times of need. You also throw the most bitchin’ Halloween parties in the underworld. People with Satan DNA are sensitive but prone to bad relationships.