Editing Summer Sucks (section)

==Story==
The entire town is gearing up for the annual 4th of July celebration when a ban on fireworks is imposed. They attempt to create something better.

===Description===
South Park's hot, boring summer is made even worse by a new state-wide fireworks ban. The only thing still legal are "snakes", a type of firework that "spews out a little snake of black ash" from a disk. The mayor has the largest one in the world created for the town's Fourth of July celebration. But after lighting it, the manufacturer points out that it won't burn out until November of the next year. In the meantime it will make a huge trail of ash that destroys everything it touches.

Mr. Garrison undergoes a personal crisis when Mr. Hat suddenly vanishes. He sees a New York City psychiatrist, who tells him the puppet represents his own gay side. Before they can make much progress, the snake (which now spans the country) breaks through a window and incinerates the psychiatrist.

But help is on the way. Jimbo and Ned return to town with a huge cache of illegal Mexican fireworks, which the boys use to destroy the giant snake. Ash from the pulverized monstrosity rains down on the town, which the residents use for sledding and other winter activities.

Mr. Garrison returns to town with a new puppet, Mr. Twig (literally a twig). Chef, returning from a vacation in Aruba, mistakenly thinks South Park's soot-covered residents are wearing blackface.

===What I Learned Today===
"Look how much happiness a little firepower can bring to a child."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Well, I can tell you that I'm 100 percent NOT GAY!" ([[Mr. Garrison]]) 
* "Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way." ([[Jimbo Kern]]) 
* "Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants!" ([[Eric Cartman]]) 
* "Serves you right, you gay-bashing homo!" ([[Mr. Garrison]]) 
* "Okay, everybody get in a line so I can whoop all your asses!" ([[Chef]]) 
* "Summer sucks ass, Mr. Garrison.” ([[Stan Marsh]]) 
* "I only know how to do it doggy style." ([[Eric Cartman]])