Editing The Cissy (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Broadcast Description=== Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a sissy. ===Synopsis=== Getting tired of the stalls in the boys' room being occupied, [[Eric Cartman]] puts a bow on his hat and claims to be "transginger" in order to use the girls' toilets at school. [[Principal Victoria]] is unimpressed, but [[Mr. Garrison]] advises her to give in to avoid the scandal Cartman is almost certain to cause. The girls however are disgusted at Cartman's presence in their toilets, so the school compromises by installing a very fancy transgender toilet in the janitor's room. Meanwhile, following the previous episode "Gluten Free Ebola" in which [[Randy Marsh]] appeared to impersonate [[Lorde]] for the children's party, it is now revealed that Randy actually is Lorde, who does not otherwise exist. Randy is struggling to keep this secret from both his wife [[Sharon Marsh]], and from a suspicious Spin magazine reporter named [[Brandon Carlile]]. To get back at Cartman for his actions, Wendy uses Cartman's private bathroom by claiming to be transgender herself, using the name "Wendyl". Cartman is furious at losing his private room. After angrily confronting Principal Victoria, Cartman takes his anger out on [[Wendy Testaburger]]'s boyfriend Stan by saying dating her makes him gay. [[Stan]], now confused, attempts to discuss gender identity with his father, but Randy misunderstands and instead reveals to Stan that he actually is Lorde. He explains that he started using the women's bathroom at work out of convenience, pretending to be a woman, but eventually found the bathroom to be conducive to creating music. He even shows Stan how he uses home studio software to make himself sound like a girl on a song called "Feeling Good on a Wednesday". This leaves Stan even more confused. At the Geological Survey, Randy/Lorde's boss proposes a separate bathroom to appease the other women at the office; however, Randy/Lorde says the bathroom is critical for his/her musical creations. E! News reports that Lorde is abandoning music and Spin will reveal the singer's secret. Cartman teases Stan about his gender confusion issues, coining the insult "cissy", based on the term "cisgender". Sharon comforts Randy and indirectly encourages him to continue to express himself as Lorde. Randy completes another, more personal song called "Push". Enjoying the music, and realizing the deep personal meaning behind it, the female geologists decide to accept Randy's alias, and Brandon Carlile (the Spin magazine reporter) deletes his exposé on Lorde. The school decides to get rid of the transgender bathroom and allow anyone to use the bathroom with which they are most comfortable, thus foiling Cartman's plans. For those who are bothered by transgender people, a new designation is made to keep them away from the normal people who do not care: cissy bathrooms. Forced by Butters to use that bathroom, Stan begins to appreciate it and sings a song similar to Lorde's. ===Memorable Quotes=== *"Oh no. NO NO NO. I can not go another lunch break without my toilet time!" - [[Eric Cartman]] *"Alright, that does it! I'm SICK of this shit and I am NOT taking it ANY LONGER! YOU ALL PUSHED ME TO THIS!!” - [[Eric Cartman]] *"Yeah yeah - Feelin' goood on a Wednesday... Sparklin... THOUGHTS... Gimme the hope to go onnnn..." [[Lorde]] *"It's ok, Red, I can take a shit here I'm a dumb chick too!" [[Eric Cartman]] *"Because I'm transginger. I looked it up that means I can use the girl's shitter." [[Eric Cartman]] *"Lorde is an incredibly talented and down to earth young lady. It would be a shame if someone was... having fun at her expense..." [[Brandon Carlile]] *"Help me unload the car... Help me unload the car... Yeah yeah yeah... unload unload... yeah yeah yeah." [[Randy Marsh]] aka [[Lorde]] *"Lorde Lorde Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde. I am Lorde... I am Lorde. I am Lorde. Lorde Lorde Lorde-" [[Randy Marsh]] aka [[Lorde]] *"We're all alone now, toilet, nobody can hear you scream." [[Eric Cartman]] *"Yes... Yes, Stan. I AM Lorde." [[Randy Marsh]] *Alright, I need to tell you something, Wendy. ...I'm transginger. [[Eric Cartman]] *"Actually- It's more like a royal flush." [[Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]] *"You guys are so Cisginger! Sorry I'm different, but you can just suck my clit AND my balls." [[Eric Cartman|Erica Cartman]] *""Wrong. She's a forty-five year old man, living in Colorado." [[SMP Boss|Record Company Boss]] *Help me unload the car... Ya ya ya... unload unload... Ya ya yaaa.[[Randy Marsh]] *"Yeah... You're gonna open wide. You're gonna take your punishment!" [[Eric Cartman]] *"The record company messed it all up It was SUPPOSED to go Hunger Games ya ya ya! Ya ya ya Hunger Games!" [[Randy Marsh|Lorde]] *"Why don't we just have everyone use the transginger bathroom?!" [[Eric Cartman|Erica Cartman]] *"You are watching E! Entertainment News. That's how low you've sunk." *Yeah what's the big idea harassing Erica, Stan?! [[Butters Stotch]] *"It's ok, it's gluten free." [[Randy Marsh|Lorde]] *Ya ya ya I am Lorde. I am Lorde Ya ya ya Ya ya ya I am Lorde. Ya ya ya Ya ya ya I am Lorde. Ya ya ya- [[Randy Marsh|Lorde]] *"Feelin' gooooood, on a Monday! Got my space, all the freedom I need. Ya ya ya... by myself... 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