Editing The Death Camp of Tolerance (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Description=== Mr. Garrison tries to get himself fired from his new position as fourth-grade teacher so he can sue the school for sexual discrimination and make millions. He shows the kids a "science experiment" in which he inserts the class pet -- a gerbil named Lemmiwinks -- into the anus of his lover, Mr. Slave. When his students refuse to attend class anymore, they're pronounced "intolerant" and sent off to Tolerance Camp, an Auschwitz-like prison where they're taught (via food deprivation, hard labor, and arts and crafts) to respect others. To top it off, Mr. Garrison wins a Courageous Teacher award. Meanwhile, Lemmiwinks fights to survive in Mr. Slave's body. He's aided by the spirits of animals previously inserted in Slave's anus, including a frog, a sparrow, and a fish. Together they guide Lemmiwinks on his quest to reach Mr. Slave's mouth . . . and freedom. Furious that the school won't fire him, Mr. Garrison shows up at the Courageous Teacher ceremony wearing a pink headdress and strap-on dildo and riding Mr. Slave, who's dressed (barely) as a horse. The audience, far from horrified, applauds his courage. Defeated, Mr. Garrison admits he just wants to get fired so he can sue the school. Realizing that their kids don't hate homosexuals, just Mr. Garrison, the parents retrieve the boys from Tolerance Camp. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave, who are judged to be intolerant of themselves, are sent in their place. But not before Mr. Slave coughs up Lemmiwinks. He has survived the trials of the gay man's ass, and is declared "the Gerbil King." ===What I Learned Today=== "Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesn't mean you have to approve of it! If you had to like it, it'd be called the Museum of Acceptance! 'Tolerate' means you're just putting up with it" ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I'm not fat, I have a different life choice." [[Cartman]] * "Oh, Jesus Christ!" [[Mr. Slave]] * "The journey before you may be long and filled with woe / But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told." [[Lemmiwinks]]' Theme Song * "I should have never shoved all those poor animals up my ass!" [[Mr. Slave]] * "Holy Moly! I've got to find a way to get fired for being gay!!" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "Dude, I think that Mr. Slave guy might be a -- Pakistani." [[Cartman]] * "I will not put up with tom foolery in my classroom children! Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball in your mouth." [[Mr. Garrison]] * "Dude, tolerance kicks ass!" [[Cartman]] * "What do you think is going to happen when I introduce the element of the gerbil to the endothermic heat of Mr. Slave's ass?" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "Children, there's a big difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison, do you understand that?" [[Chef]] * "I stuck a gerbil up your ass and they want to give me a goddamn medal!" [[Mr. Garrison]] * "I'm very happy to get this award. But you know what makes me even happier? Sucking balls." [[Mr. Garrison]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)