Editing The Hobbit (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== ===Broadcast Description=== Wendy tries to prove a point about how much pressure little girls feel to look like celebrities. Her latest soapbox issue gets her in trouble with everyone at school. It also gets Clyde a new girlfriend. ===Synopsis=== ===Memorable Quotes=== * "Oh like a date? No thanks, Lisa. I really appreciate the offer, but you're too fat for me." [[Butters]] * "Come on, that's not cool. You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat. You should rip on her because she's ugly, okay?" [[Cartman]] * "Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who MANIPULATES HER IMAGE and makes average girls feels horrible about themselves!" [[Wendy Testaburger]] * "But there is a VERY FINE LINE, Wendy, between being a feminist and being a hater." [[Mr. Mackey]] * "The only thing I have in common with Aquaman anymore is my love for the sea." [[Kanye West]] * "Yes, Kim is heavier than most of her pictures show. YES, she gets hair lasered off her body. YES, she has a friend named Gandalf." [[Kanye West]] * "Bitch you not a hobbit right?" [[Kanye West]] * "Man get the fuck outta here you Hobbit trivia bitch! Who the fuck asked you?" [[Kanye West]] * "Bitch if you the Hobbit you need to let me know RIGHT NOW cuz I am making a FOOL of myself out here!" [[Kanye West]] * "You better work out slut!" [[Lisa Berger]] * “It's ok Wendy, who cares if nobody likes you. Maybe you should go out with Butters.” [[Lisa Berger]] * “Once upon a time... There was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted, was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy, this little hobbit dreamed that one day she could be pretty like Beyonce. Soon she had money and adoration and a hip hop fiancee who loved her very much. I'm sorry hold up... Hold up. I'm sorry..." [[Kanye West]] * "I wouldn't mind t-t-tappin that ass." [[Jimmy]] * "I'M GOING TO CALL THE JELLY SCHOOL RIGHT NOW, MKAY" [[Mr. Mackey]] * "You're just a hater. Why don't you mind your own business instead of being jelly?" [[Lisa Berger]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)