Editing Tom Brady (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Tom Brady, the longtime Quarterback for the New England Patriots, needs some help to be his best in the game. At one point, this pro athlete found help in the form of [[Butters Stotch|Butters' Creamy Goo]], which pumped him full of the compassion he needs to go out and kick ass on the field - he even filmed a commercial for it. He later returned to using steroids, but thanks to a mix-up with IntelliLink and the Canadian Health Care system, he received laxatives intended for [[Ike Broflovski]], causing him to take enormous shits mid-game and bombing the season. It was cleared up, but no word on how Brady's done since. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)