Editing Truck Driver (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== After several long hours of work at the sawmill or driving his truck, there's nothing more this man enjoys than a good cigarette over at [[Skeeter's Bar and Cocktail]], assuming [[Rob Reiner]] isn't there to try to ruin it for him. He hangs around the redneck side of town, and is a conservative, opposing the passing of marriage equality legislation with [[Skeeter]] and company, and joining [[Darryl Weathers]] in protesting about Amazon and Google taking away jobs. His other manly hobbies include watching wrasslin' and some hardcore cock magic. He wears a blue-and-red hat that used to say 'BUDS' on it but as of late has no label. He's always happy to give someone a lift in his truck - when a group of boys, lead by [[Kyle Broflovski]] informed him they won [[Willzyx|a killer whale]] at [[Pizza Hut]], he was happy to help them drive it to Mexico until they were busted by the cops. He also later drove [[Eric Cartman]] to Washington D. C. when he found him hitch-hiking. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)