Editing Tweek Vs. Craig (section)

==Story==
The boys try to instigate a fight between Tweek and Craig. Meanwhile, Mr. Adler the shop teacher is haunted by a recurring dream of his lost love.

===Description===
Stan, Kyle and Cartman join shop class. Kenny takes home economics instead to stay away from the shop's dangerous equipment and so he can be with the girls. When the wood shop instructor Mr. Adler asks who the classes' biggest troublemaker is, Stan and Kyle say it's Tweek while Cartman maintains it's Craig. To settle the issue they provoke the two boys to fight, despite the initial lack of animosity between the two. Craig learns sumo with Cartman, while Tweek gets boxing lessons from Jimbo and Ned. They finally engage in a bloody schoolyard brawl unmatched until "[[Cripple Fight]]".

At the same time, Mr. Adler is in deep mourning for his dead fiancee, shown through live-action flashbacks, was killed in some sort of airplane/drowning incident. On the day of the Tweek/Craig matchup, Mr. Adler becomes too distraught over her death and lies down in front of a circular saw to cut himself in half.

Suddenly Tweek and Craig crash through a window, startling Mr. Adler out of his suicide plan. It also startles Kenny (recently booted from home economics and forced to take shop), who gets caught in some heavy equipment and hurled across the room into a box of rusty nails.
As Kenny lays dying, he channels the spirit of Mr. Adler's dead fiancee. The two reconcile, right in front of the crowd of children who were watching the fight.

Later, the kids go to the hospital to visit the severely injured Tweek and Craig. They tell the two boys their families were both on the TV news, calling each other names. A brawl starts yet again to the delight of the children.

===What I Learned Today===
"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It was the time we spent together that really matters. Not how we left it."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "There is nothing in the world more 'man' than boxing. It is man at his most man." ([[Jimbo Kern]])
* "In sumo, your body must be like a stone, and your mind like a meatloaf." (Nishimura the Sumo Instructor)
* "Fight back! Resist the ass!" (Nishimura the Sumo Instructor)
* "There is indeed great power in your ass, Eric." (Nishimura the Sumo Instructor)
* "I can't make love to you until we get a king-size bed." ([[Kenny McCormick]])
* "Stop screwing around!" ([[Richard Adler]])
* "Quit screwing around, you screw around too much!" ([[Richard Adler]])
* "I was just standing over by Tweek, and he called you a big poop eater."  ([[Eric Cartman]])
* "They wanna fight, they just don't know it yet."  ([[Kyle Broflovski]])
* "What you got, bi-atch?!"  ([[Ned Gerblansky]])
* "WRONG! You are here, because you are America's future. You may someday be Doctors, or Lawyers or Scientists... MOST of you, however, will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal. And that's why we have- SHOP CLASS." ([[Richard Adler]])