Editing Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (section)

==Story==
Stan is dragged to Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party and sent down into the basement to play with Pip, Butters and Dougie. Randy and Gerald share an intimate moment in a hot tub.

===Description===
Stan is forced by his parents to attend Mr. Mackey's meteor shower party, where he's locked in the basement along with the school's lamest kids or "Melvins": Pip, a first-grader named Dougie, and Butters. Stan tries to escape the basement but the Melvins decide to dress up in women's clothing and play Charlie's Angels. They ask Stan to be Bosley, who plays along and gives them the "mission" of finding a way out.

Meanwhile Stan's dad Randy and Kyle's dad Gerald climb naked into Mr. Mackey's new hot tub and discuss their mutual desire to watch another man masturbate. They promptly fulfill that desire with each other. 

Stan and the Melvins exit the basement via an air duct, locate a TV and discover that agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) have surrounded the house. The ATF believes the party guests are cult members planning to commit suicide.  To counter this crazed cult suicide, the ATF prepares to storm the house and kill everyone.  The boys make a video proving that there's nothing going on in the house, then smuggle it out to the press. Disaster is more-or-less averted.

While the life-or-death struggle with the ATF plays out, Randy spends the party moping around, freaked out by the masturbation session in the hot tub. But he feels better when he learns that pretty much every other male at the gathering has done something similar. Is it gay? "Well, maybe a little," Jimbo says. "But we're all a little gay."

===What I Learned Today===
"I used to call you guys Melvins. But you're just kids like me. We separate you in school because you talk different and study too hard, and you've proven tonight that we can all get along."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "All right, let's get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass." - ([[ATF Commander]])
* "You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.  People will think you're you know funny."  ([[Randy Marsh]])
* "This sounds as fun as Wickershams and Decklers!" ([[Pip Pirrup]])
* "Well, it is a night for experimenting." ([[Randy Marsh]])
* "Those sick cult-fanatic bastards!"  (Newscaster)
* "Did I do a nice job, really?" ([[Pip Pirrup]])
* "Well, it's not like you're the only guy who's ever watched another guy masturbate."  ([[Mr. Mackey]])
* "Well that's what being YOUNG is all about. Once you have a family and a career, your experimenting days are over." ([[Randy Marsh]])