Editing Volcano (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Story== If you live in Latin America, you cannot see this episode in his original language A weekend trip to experience camping, fishing and blowing animals to smithereens is threatened by an erupting volcano and a mysterious creature. ===Description=== Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman go hunting with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his one-armed Vietnam war buddy Ned. Unfortunately, Jimbo's idea of hunting is blasting anything that moves. He always shouts, "It's coming right at us!" before firing because a legal loophole allows the killing of any animal in self-defense. Stan tries to follow suit, but discovers he can't shoot innocent creatures. The mountain the boys have camped on begins to rumble, a fact soon noted at the South Park Center for Seismic Activity. The rumbling comes from the volcano that will soon erupt. That evening around the campfire Cartman tells the story of Scuzzlebutt, a hideous mutant with a piece of celery for a right hand and Patrick Duffy for a left leg. The creature likes to weave wicker baskets and to slaughter anyone trespassing on its territory -- which happens to be this very mountain. Not surprisingly, no one believes him. Infuriated, Cartman puts on a Scuzzlebutt costume and tries to scare his friends. Instead, they try to kill him. Stan hopes to redeem himself by shooting the cornered Scuzzlebutt but once again hesitates. His indecision gives Cartman just enough time to squeeze out of his costume and wave off the attack. Back in town, the South Park townspeople dig a huge trench to divert the lava. Suddenly the mountain erupts. The hunting party flees only to be stopped at the trench. Suddenly the real Scuzzlebutt appears. He weaves a giant wicker basket and uses it to hoist the group to safety. The lava trench does indeed divert the magma flow but onto Denver, which is incinerated. Stan, still trying to impress his uncle, then guns down the obviously peace-loving Scuzzlebutt. Baffled when the adults react with horror, he and the other boys decide hunting sucks and go home to watch TV. Ned, disgusted by the carnage, vows never to use a gun again and throws down his rifle. It misfires, killing Kenny. ===What I Learned Today=== "Only now in this late hour do I see the folly of guns. I'll never use a gun again." ===Memorable Quotes=== * "I did it! I did it! I finally killed something!" ([[Stan Marsh]]) * "My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa." ([[Eric Cartman]]) * "It's coming right for us!" ([[Jimbo Kern]]) * βHah hah hah! HEY, STOP DROP Nβ ROLL, NED, AHH HAH HAH!β ([[Jimbo Kern]]) * "Everyone look away please. Nothing to see here." ([[Officer Barbrady]]) * βLAVA!β ([[Chef]]) Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)